When you think of Valentine's Day, you probably think of your significant other and what you are going to get them. While you're thinking of that, maybe you should think about your ex and a gift you can get them that they'll never forget. Especially if you have a really nasty ex.

The Bronx Zoo is giving you a chance to name one of their COCKROACHES after your ex.  It's only $15 and you can print out a certificate to make it official.

Sure, you can name a cockroach after your current significant other or a friend, but really, what's the fun in that?

 

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