First of all, I mean no disrespect to cockroaches. In the past, I've cohabitated with cockroaches and found them easier to live with than a few of my ex's.  I'm not really a vengeful guy. Just happy they didn't kill me.

Hemker Park & Zoo, in Minnesota, is giving you a chance this Valentine's Day to get just a little satisfaction getting back at your ex. It's not much, but whatever gets you to the point where you can just move on.

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Enter, hissing cockroaches. for a mere 5 spot, you can have a cockroach named after your ex. That alone may be fitting, but wait, there's more.  They will then feed the hissing cockroach, named after your ex, to some animal.

If this interests you, first check into some therapy, then contact the Hemker Park & Zoo just down the road from St Cloud on I-94 in Freeport, Minnesota.

If Love is far, far behind you, look no further, you can name a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach after your ex! The cost is $5.00 & comes with a Digital certificate. The certificate will be emailed after purchase is made!

If you need more information, check out their website for more details. This revenge maneuver is not absolutely guaranteed to mend your broken heart but may give you a little break from the ache.

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