A Fargo/Moorhead-based band named Low Standards has reached a new level of low standards with their latest song "Pick Up Some Chicken."

According to a Facebook post from the band, the ridiculously-named track was written and recorded entirely by iPhone.

"Since we're all quarantined in different locations, we thought it'd be fun to write and record a song using only our iPhones. Then we wrote lyrics using only predictive text."

With an early 2000's Reliant K angst and nonsensical lyrics of a sexually-aware five year-old ("Who is it for you to be sure that your mom was the best night out of my day / Do you wanna do the boys?") "Pick Up Some Chicken" is either the best or worst thing you'll hear this week (depending on your sense of humor).

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