There is a School in Minnesota That Will Train You to Be a Jedi
The force is strong with this one.
Duluth is the place to go if you want to channel your inner Luke or Rey Skywalker. Or maybe you're on the dark side and relate more to Darth Vader. Either way, you will be taught proper technique when it comes to wielding a "plasma blade" (the non-law suit name for a lightsaber). Sci-Fi Battle Room is the name of this new business, and they are getting ready to open their doors next week. They have a sign-up seminar on September 2nd from 6-7:30 pm:
Come meet the Keeper Warriors and Callusus Overloads. See demonstrations of how to use a plasma blade. Join and become a Cadet in the battle and train for the victory!
I'm guessing "keeper warriors" are like The Sith, and the Callusus Overloads are like Jedi. It could be the other way around too. They're being very good about labeling things to not get on Disney's bad side, which is smart.
If you are in Duluth over Labor Day weekend this would be a great experience for the Star Wars fans of the family, or if you are planning a trip over MEA weekend this would also be a great option.