Give The Gift Of Meat For Valentine’s Day- Perfect
Valentine's Day is one of those holidays that I do kind of agree that it was invented by the greeting card companies in order to sell more cards, candy, flowers, etc. And it sometimes seems a bit unnecessary. Pressure... I'm tellin' ya, PRESSURE to do the right thing. And what exactly is that, anyway? And what are you supposed to get? I actually think that being a guy in this situation is easier than being a woman. Everything seems to be geared towards male to female gifts. BUT how about this little gem...
MEAT! Otherwise known as MANCRATES. Sounds perfect, doesn't it? It's a heart- like what you would normally candy in, only it has a bunch of different meats in the container. Also- there is a salami bouquet instead of flowers. This is the perfect gift! Well, unless of course your significant other is a vegetarian. But I'm sure there is an option for that too.
Valentine's day- DONE! You're welcome.