Four Places For The Aliens To Check Out When They Land In St. Cloud

So, according to social media, it sounds like the aliens will be arriving to Earth any day now. While I am sure our extraterrestrial visitors have some bigger fish to fry when it comes to seeing the sights and sounds of Earth, here are some helpful suggestions for whenever they make their way to our neck of the woods.

1. SUGAR DADDY'S  

This seems to be a popular spot for weary travelers on Highway 10, so why wouldn't it be a good fit for space travel as well? Plus, the fact that at least SOME of the people there are nude SHOULD save a couple of steps when it comes to studying human anatomy. That's what goes on in there, right?

2. VAL'S 

This is always the #1 thing on the list for human St. Cloud tourists and I would imagine aliens would enjoy the burgers and fries as well. Don't forget to grab a shake!

3. BENTON COUNTY FAIR 

There is no better place for the aliens to see each and every type of human than the Benton County Fair. Big and small, with teeth and without, all of humanity is on full display, for better or for worse, at the Benton County Fair.

4. FOLEYLAND 

I've been driving past 'Foleyland' for the last 15-plus years and I have absolutely no idea what the heck it even is. Maybe the aliens and their advanced intelligence can make some sense of it.